A terrible gag

I resisted for a week, but I just have to share this.
The following conversation occurred between myself and my friend the Coke Shy Hero in Burger King. It followed an appearance by Ian Paisley on the news the day before.

Me: I thought Paisley was looking well.
Him: Did you? I thought he had a bit of a limp.
Me: Probably from kicking Peter Robinson. He’ll be shouting “Come back Peter and I’ll kick you with the other foot”.
Him: You mean Ian Paisley kicks with the other foot!!

Yes, that’s it. But I thought it was hilarious.

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3 Responses to “A terrible gag”

  1. Karen Says:

    That really was terrible – though I can imagine you and the Coke Shy Hero laughing for hours over that. And you probably even giggle to yourself now from time to time when you think about it!

  2. Norwin Says:

    As if I or the Coke Shy Hero would giggle! I am shocked at the idea.

  3. Niall Says:

    Boom! Boom!

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